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LUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div
"We took a lesson from Swiss, LUTI is going to seed itself," said Seeding Counselor.
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"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player
We interviewed the member and founder of "E for Everyone".
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SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester
The prestigious school reopens signups for a limited time, looking for elite candidates
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Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say
New footage reveals the shocking discovery.
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As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones
"Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.
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ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon
The popular Youtubist has updated his username to RetiredChara.
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The Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky
"Yes, yes... We are almost there, 100 more to go," says editor with steepled fingers.
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SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service
We reviewed sendou.ink's much anticipated competitive dating feature.
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Splatoon 3 is Dead
Nintendo has pretty much abandoned the game and will only introduce balancing patches.
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No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct
A crushing blow for those anticipating news about the DLC.
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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
Our analysts answer the question.
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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
Our analysts answer the question.
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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
Our analysts answer the question.
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The Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.ink
The project aims to integrate The Scallop's news feed in sendou.ink, among other ideas.
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Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature
Sendou.ink has added a brand new option to its website, the Sendou Team Analyser
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Dozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident
"Osmotic pressure," says Rassicas.
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Is Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130
"Leave me the **** alone," says loser.
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Discord Implements Time Zones
Everything you need to know about one of Discord's most requested features.
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Nintendo Announces New Kits
The company explicitly mentions "new weapon kits" in surprise tweet.
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Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes
This journalist is contractually obligated to make jokes about this.
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Mystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep Cut
The mysterious masked singers have been unmasked by our reporting.
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FrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report Says
Players from teams Wisdom, Money, and White Chocolate are only playing against each other.
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Nintendo to Release Splatoon 2 Themed Joy-Con 2 Controllers
"We want to encourage people to show off their love for all things 2"
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Splatoon 3 to Require Age Verification
The unexpected move aims to get ahead of the UK government's upcoming policies.
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sendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody Notices
Sometime earlier this week the unpopular feature was stealthily removed.
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The Scallop is Back
After a 12-year hiatus, renowned publication is back in business.