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  1. LUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div "We took a lesson from Swiss, LUTI is going to seed itself," said Seeding Counselor.
  2. "We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player We interviewed the member and founder of "E for Everyone".
  3. SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester The prestigious school reopens signups for a limited time, looking for elite candidates
  4. Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say New footage reveals the shocking discovery.
  5. As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones "Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.
  6. ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon The popular Youtubist has updated his username to RetiredChara.
  7. The Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky "Yes, yes... We are almost there, 100 more to go," says editor with steepled fingers.
  8. SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service We reviewed sendou.ink's much anticipated competitive dating feature.
  9. Splatoon 3 is Dead Nintendo has pretty much abandoned the game and will only introduce balancing patches.
  10. No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct A crushing blow for those anticipating news about the DLC.
  11. This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.
  12. This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.
  13. This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.
  14. The Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.ink The project aims to integrate The Scallop's news feed in sendou.ink, among other ideas.
  15. Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature Sendou.ink has added a brand new option to its website, the Sendou Team Analyser
  16. Dozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident "Osmotic pressure," says Rassicas.
  17. Is Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130 "Leave me the **** alone," says loser.
  18. Discord Implements Time Zones Everything you need to know about one of Discord's most requested features.
  19. Nintendo Announces New Kits The company explicitly mentions "new weapon kits" in surprise tweet.
  20. Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes This journalist is contractually obligated to make jokes about this.
  21. Mystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep Cut The mysterious masked singers have been unmasked by our reporting.
  22. FrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report Says Players from teams Wisdom, Money, and White Chocolate are only playing against each other.
  23. Nintendo to Release Splatoon 2 Themed Joy-Con 2 Controllers "We want to encourage people to show off their love for all things 2"
  24. Splatoon 3 to Require Age Verification The unexpected move aims to get ahead of the UK government's upcoming policies.
  25. sendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody Notices Sometime earlier this week the unpopular feature was stealthily removed.
  26. The Scallop is Back After a 12-year hiatus, renowned publication is back in business.