The Scallop
Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes
This journalist is contractually obligated to make jokes about this.
I didn't want to, I really didn't. I thought that we were above all that giggle giggle it looks like something else hehehe kind of thing. But I'm legally bound, so here goes my half-hearted attempt.
It was very hard but they did everything in their hand. They were grinding all weekend, and in the end they managed to get there. Sometimes going solo is a bit more effective than doing it with friends, and definitely better than with family. Is that too much? I don't know, I don't care, we already lost this battle before it started. Why did they make me write this? It's embarrassing, I'm this close to resigning.
The whole editorial team here at The Scallop would like to apologize. We are better than this.